David FINALLY kicks the bucket, but before he does, the good, upright King David, who loved and obeyed God unlike any other king, gives his son a kill list. And boy does Solomon tick off those boxes with gusto.
It's a bloody start to the peaceful reign of Solomon. Solomon who had to be the one to build the temple because of all the bloodshed by his father. Weird...
God grants Solomon a wish and Solomon asks for wisdom and immediately regrets not wishing for more wishes.
Solomon is then so wise that he starts handling parental custody disputes. But is he actually wise or is he insane?
"Jesus is a biscuit. Let him sop you up." - Latrice Royale