Fresh off overthrowing his son fresh off overthrowing him, David deals with a dick dividing his domain to dogshit.
- Sheba gets the northern kingdom to split from David, but of course that doesn't last long.
- David incredibly has a need to kill even more descendants of Saul.
- MOAR GIANTS!!1!
- And some politically charged poetry
Hearts and kisses, my dear. Hearts. And kisses.