Here it is, folks. The plagues! You know. That time when God wiped out a whole bunch of people instead of just letting Pharaoh do the right thing. And why? Because they wanted to get Pharaoh’s dick hard… I MEAN HEART! Or do I?
We learn why the NIV bible’s footnotes seem to think you didn’t need God for most of the plagues to have happened at all.
The first Passover comes up and it turns out there’s a contradiction in the rules for Passover and even in the bible they have to deal with that contradiction.
And we get to the waters edge of not the Red Sea.